Gimme Toys (Stoney/Cas/Snowdog/J)

[Albino]

That was great. Carter USM are kicking themselves they didn't write that.
A xmas  hit for sure. Brilliant.

This one is defo going on my ipod for xmas

Steve
 

[Casia - lyricist]

Thanks Albino.  Every Christmas album needs a crazy song.  And, you can ALWAYS rely on Stoney to give you what you need 

[Stoney]

Crazy is as Crazy does Cas 

Cheers Steve really glad you liked it a Christmas hit would be great 

[Casia - lyricist]

Are you calling me crazy....I accept that.   I've been called worse 

[Stoney]

Are you calling me crazy....I accept that.   I've been called worse 

Haha I wasn't Cas but you can be in the Stoney Crazy Club X

[Casia - lyricist]

I need to know the benefits first and if it's gonna cost me any money?

[Stoney]

Hi Cas

It's a life time membership, it doesn't cost a penny. You just lose your marbles and you have the right to wear your jacket back to front. You gain the ability to take two steps back and one to the side of life to gain a better and more informed perspective and you are formaly allowed to find the silly in any situation.
 

[Billy]

What a great little christmas song that has Ian's madcap unique style. It's actually pretty accurate although I do like getting socks 

[Stoney]

LOL Thank you Billy ...if I'm honest I actually need some socks ....but dont tell the family 

[Casia - lyricist]

If the album makes money, I'll buy socks for everyone  .  I hope everyone has the same size feet cause I'm gonna buy in bulk to save money  (Part of my new attitude from the crazy club)

[Stoney]

You are nearly there Cas but still far too sensible ....they have to be odd socks of different sizes ...and I'd like bunnies on mine 

[Casia - lyricist]

Damn....guess I still have a lot to learn from you.  When do the on-line webinars begin?

[Stoney]

  I would have thought you had graduated from those 

[Casia - lyricist]

Obviously not and I don't remember you sending me my certificate.  I need that to add to my collection of other useful certificates like "how to use the photocopy machine" LMAO!

I am a professional Xeroxer...but that damn friggin paper still gets stuck@!##@&%#

[Stoney]

I am a professional Xeroxer...but that damn friggin paper still gets stuck@!##@&%#

Well there's your problem ....use copy paper instead