Revenge by Cell Phone

[CosmicDolphin]

I'm a Sales Rep....a pretty damned good one  ..... There's company new to my area selling very aggressively , quoting below cost , targetting the customers of our company as we are the No.1 at what we do. It's a pain but that's sales I guess.

So after seeing my 10th customer who'd had a below cost quote from these guys I decided to check out the competions rep in my area, as a few of the male buyers told me she was hot....I googled ( her name is not a common one ) and found some photo's online , and she did look pretty so I sent her a text message, see if she wanted a coffee and talk some shop.

She agreed , and we traded banter by text message for an afternoon...she seems fun , but today I got a call from her manager....he left a message on my phone I didn't take kindly to , so for revenge instead if calling him back I'm gonna post his message online set to piece of written by Jeff , and then email the link of the song to they're offices 

I've done it very quickly whilst I'm still pissed, so it's a little rough but see what you think !

Oh.....and if anyone has a few minutes of random / abstract video I'd like to put it onto Youtube too ?


So............

All Music..............Jeff     ( thanks man ! )

Vocals.................Some Dork called Matt

Vocal splicing........CD

Mixing & Master.....CD


Edit................I'm adding the original message so you can listen to it 

[Studioplayer]

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Nice. You need to boost his voice some more. The music is very strong and almost drowns out the voice. Very funny and evil at the same time. 

[CosmicDolphin]

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Nice. You need to boost his voice some more. The music is very strong and almost drowns out the voice. Very funny and evil at the same time. 

Yeah....Never leave a message that may piss off someone with a DAW 

I think when I put it through the master compessor the voice lost some intellegibility....It's not easy to mic a cell phone either , you get that strange noise coming through.

CD

[jeff]

Ha!  

Jeff

[Studioplayer]

Oh.....and if anyone has a few minutes of random / abstract video I'd like to put it onto Youtube too ?

 

[Basil]

LOL.....I've got to hand it to you for being very creative.   

[NickT]

That is to funny!

Back off!!!!!

Who the F@%$ says that on a business call?

Nick

[PVD]

CD - very creative.

[CosmicDolphin]

Who the F@%$ says that on a business call?

Nick

Idiots who deserve to be ridiculed    I shall hand out a free copy to each company they've been in contact with in my area.

Can anyone reccommend a site to put it on ?

CD

[groverk]

Your  Evil  CD 

It would be great to the look on see his face when he hears it.

Now, where are the pic's of the sales rep that got you in this situation.

You need to hook her up with Jeff and his video camara and let him get creative

[CosmicDolphin]

Your  Evil  CD 

It would be great to the look on see his face when he hears it.

Now, where are the pic's of the sales rep that got you in this situation.

Here.....that's really her

http://www.total-talent.com/portfolio.php?uid=128794&image=148356

Jeff can sleep on my sofa if he pays his own air fare

CD

[jeff]

She looks nice.

I'd probably just fly her to me

[CosmicDolphin]

She looks nice.

I'd probably just fly her to me

Hey ...good title for a song there Bro...you should post it on a music site 

CD

[groverk]

Vocals.................Some Dork called Matt

  I just noticed that

[jeff]

She looks nice.

I'd probably just fly her to me

Hey ...good title for a song there Bro...you should post it on a music site 

CD

Its all yours, if you want it